The Original Ask Berry Punch

yo got all mushy about my parents being gone for the day, and i think the hug you gave me slid a spinal disk out of place.

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… I’m sorry little Snails. ;-;

Will you be alright?

*crawls out from under her*

Oh my that was awkward...

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*falls* *snooore*

*facehoof*

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*snooore* … applesh… *snooore* … oh Rainbow Dash… *snooore*

Hold up, make lo-? Oh my Celestia you are seriously drunk...

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*mumble* I’m not sheleshtia… *mumble*

*snoooooore*

I'm fine! I swear!

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WHY DONT SHOO *hic* LOOK ATME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!? *hic*

…

*Snoooooore* *Snooooooore*

Does Snails need some lookin' after?

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HEEESH! ALONE!!!! ;-;

*hic*

This warms my heart.

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Pinkie is always a ton of fun but that new girl is a real lightweight!

~~NOOOO D:~~ THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT ME IN THIS PICTURE! O/////O

Yes it is! Oh, Twilight, such modesty. X3

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL BERRY PUNCH? WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

Anonymous

I am Berry Punch… ;-;

WAHT

I AM BERRY PNUCH

THERE CNA ONLY BE ON!E

DRIKNIG COTNEST LETS GO

COMON

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NONSHENSH! I EM BURRRRY… *hic* PUNSH!

YOU CATN BEET…

*snore*

Thanks! :)

I know Derpy. She pops into the pub every now and again. She talks to me a lot, well, as good as she can. Usually I can’t speak much better than her by that point.

Sometimes though, she sneaks up on me…

Pinchy and Dinky have played together before. We all get along pretty well.