The Original Ask Berry Punch
It's ok Berry, As long as i'm here, i will protect you from this evil bi-...(okay, for everyponies sake)-... Witch!!!

*sniff* How do you know she is a witch?

Does she float? ;-;

*over com-link to Luna* Hey Luna, could you help me? I'm trying to get Molestia out of ponyville with the Fillies INTACT. I am down with Berry Punch protecting Snails and Pinch. We could use some help! Over! *deactivates mic* Ok, she should be here if she decides to help! Lets hope she does...

BY LUNA’S GUILDED BALLROOM DRESS! WHAT IF SHE’S MOLESTIA AND THIS HAS ALL BEEN SOME VERY CONVOLUTED PLAN!?

Pinchy: “Will somepony pwease make mommy stop panicking?”

*still aiming minigun at Molestia* Don't listen to her! She is a lying, evil bi-*censored*!!! She has been warned! I may be new to Ponyville, but I will not tolerate this sort of thing in my new home!!!

;-;

*lands outside and walks in with Snails on my back* Hey Berry! i found Snails wandering around outsid-WHAT THE HAY IS SHE STILL DOING HERE?!?!?!
*starts spining up minigun on jet wing attachments*
*to Molestia* GET THE *censored* OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU REGRET EVER COMING TO PONYVILLE!!!!

*Grabs Snails*

She plays with my mind!

Berry, Berry! Calm down. Don't let her get to you like that! Do I need to remind you that I helped save Pinchy from her. I know what she's capable of.

*whimper* Yeah! Yeah… You did.

Hey you can trust me I am from the media.

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Doesn't it NOW make sense how ALEX-WALLACE was trying to be such a CLOSE FRIEND!

AAAAAHHHH!!! YOU’RE RIGHT!!!

PINCHY! SNAILS! NOWHERE IS SAFE!!! *cries*

Why panic? *tries to soothe*

AHH! DON’T GET CLOSE! YOU’LL TOUCH PINCHY! YOU SAID SO!

PANIC!!!

OF course he wants to CHECK on the fillies, that'd be JUST great for him.
Look, he's EVEN all POSSESSIVE! HE is deluded into thinking the FOALS are under his protection! I'm a little creepy, but AT least I'm GENERALLY honest about it!

AHH! Snap out of it princess! We love you. ;-;

You can’t get to my Pinchy again! Or little Snails!

No, Celestia will be fine. She is just an evil copy of Celestia so we shouldn't have any worries.

Okay. Be careful! She’s powerful!

Good! Take it from me when I say that ya' can always put your love and trust in ya' family.

*nods* I have to find Snails! He’s all alone!

Ummm, yeah. That's really Molestia. We should probably go check on the Fillies now...Even if she's here, I don't want anypony to be kidnaped by her again.

*to Molestia* Dammit Molestia! I told you to stay away from Ponyville!!! You are lucky i don't have any of my weapons with me or you would be swiss cheese by now!!! Get out now and don't touch ANY of the Fillies on your way out! I have made a promise i INTEND to keep!!!

Oh! *holds Pinchy tighter*

In fact, I doubt you can trust Pinchy with herself! Get her a chastity belt!
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PANIC!!!

Y'all need a break! Go lay down for a bit or somethin', I'd come over and comfort ya' were I there and such..

Right… heh… I’m holding Pinchy though.

Y'all can trust me when I say I'll keep Pinch safe, promise!

*sniff* I really hope so.